FAQs
Who Are You?
Me, Bruh. Bruuuuuuuh. You don’t even know man. I’m just, like, some guy. Some dude. Some kid that grew up with too much and doesn’t know what to do with it. But also some guy trying to make sure the rent gets paid in June. And I’m some guy who has to seriously weigh on the basis of a day what this is all worth. Or how it could be worse. My name is Joshua, and I am an artist. An angry, cranky, irreverent, nondenominational, nonconformist, disobedient, unemployment line drug dealing communist P.O.S with capitalist dreams. And I am the founder, owner, and CEO of Off The Cobb .
How Can I Help?
Download Our Music, check out the merch regularly for anything you like, or sign up on our newsletter to get email alerts about new stock in our store. If I visit a town near you, come out to see me. I bet we’d have fun, I’m a pretty fun guy when I’m not so anxious all the time. Follow the socials. If you can’t find them, let me know, and I will be sure to place more links around.
Do you accept bitcoin?
YES! I can accept bitcoin or some alt-coins for payment on services, goods, or merch. I also gladly accept bitcoin tips, if you feel so inclined. THANK YOU!
Bitcoin payments will be sent to:
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What Is This?
This is Nirvana. It is my freedom from the cycle of sorrow and suffering. It is my acceptance. Who I was before I made this decision is nothing now. Just a cob of corn that’s been buried in mud and shit. Now this, Off The Cobb .ORG, this is what’s growing from that poor senseless cob. This is the life I think we all aspire to, and I hope that this thing, whatever it truly is, grows to become a towering wave. I hope it sweeps everyone alive into its current. I hope it grows through society, pushes aside what was there before it, and brings the people of the world a step closer to true solidarity, happiness, trust, love, joy, freedom, prosperity, wealth, health, and understanding. This is a mission. A Goal. “The world is your oyster, because that’s literally all the world is”
How Can YOU Help Me?
WEEELLLLLL, I’m pretty good at writing. I’ve got a fairly specific voice, I suppose; I am, however, fully capable of emulating a number of different styles with different goals in mind. I prefer to write more stylistically. Proper writing is preferred most often.
Or I can make you a beat, just shoot me an email(jwheless@offthecobb.org) and your idea, and we can talk about quotes when I’ve got the bones mocked up for you to listen to.
If you’ve already got a project you’ve been working on, and you think it’s just not coming together right, I can take a look at adjusting the Mix and mastering your record. This is where I feel the least confident, so if you send me something to work on I will reply once I’ve listened to it and determined it’s a task I can handle.
What are your goals?
Fuck Bitches, Get Money. What else Do I have to Say?
How many bitches? And what kind of money?
Fuck anybody who hopes harm on others. Fuck anybody that hoards wealth. Fuck the small-minded man who sees himself inside the face upon the coin. Fuck the selfish, the greedy, the duplicitous and deceitful. Fuck all those nationalist people.
Even a grub is money. If it was cold and wet the fucking sun’d be money. If you sleep outside I bet a fucking rug is money. If you hate your life then it’s probably drugs for money.
What’s The Problem?
Inequality and Imbalance
Contact us.
JWHELESS@OFFTHECOBB.ORG
CORVALLIS, OR 97330